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Richard Sybert

James Clements

Robert Sybert

Detective: $1,000, a car and a date with a stripper were promised in WR alleged murder for hire

MACON.COM - The accused shooter in an alleged murder-for-hire killing in Warner Robins told authorities he did it for a $1,000, a car and a date with a stripper, according to testimony from the lead detective in a court hearing Tuesday. Joni Clements, a clinical nurse for the 78th Medical Operations Squadron at Robins Air Force Base, was shot to death Feb. 8 in her 309 Westwood Drive home in Warner Robins. Her husband, James “Eddy” Clements, 55, a sheet metal mechanic for the 559th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron at Robins, is accused of hiring Richard Grant Sybert, 30, of Warner Robins, to kill his wife. Robert Sybert, 53, who cleaned the Clements’ pool, is accused of being his son’s getaway driver and providing the handgun used in the slaying. During a Magistrate Court hearing held at the Houston County jail, Warner Robins police Detective Mark Wright laid out the state’s case against the three men in the alleged conspiracy to murder Joni Clements. All three men are charged with felony murder and burglary. Clements and Robert Sybert are charged under the state’s party-to-a-crime statute. The hearing was for Clements to determine whether the state had sufficient evidence to prosecute the case in Superior Court. Judge Brenda Morton said from the bench that “based on the testimony given” during the hearing she was binding the case over to Superior Court. District Attorney George Hartwig told the judge he expects to present the case to a Houston County grand jury May 31, with additional charges expected, he said. Details of the alleged murder that came to light during the hearing included Eddy Clements allegedly giving Richard Sybert a key to the home; a record of cell phone calls between Robert Sybert and Eddy Clements the day of the murder and at the home one week before the killing; meetings among the three men before and after the slaying; Richard Sybert being seen running from near the home and jumping into a car owned by Robert Sybert; information from statements from both Syberts admitting their involvement in the slaying; and more.

First of all, what kind of car was it?  Because for me, it'd have to be like a Bentley or a Lamborghini or some shit.  Second of all, does the date with the stripper come with a happy ending.  Because for me it would have to.  Is the stripper hot or some aging booze-bag eking out the last days of her career?  Because for me she would have to be hot.

These are the kinds of details would have to be ironed out up front and put in writing.  I'm not saying I don't trust James Clements, it's just that the "i's" have to be dotted and the "t's" have to be crossed.  Otherwise there's gonna be a whole lotta arguing after the fact.  And that's the last thing you want to have happenin' while you're tryin' to plan a decent wake and burial.

POLICE BLOTTER: Sammy's table dancer catches Freeport man with '$200 worth'

OKALOOSA ISLAND - An exotic dancer discovered a man was committing a crime during a table dance at Sammy’s. Freeport resident Jeffrey Lamar Morrison, 22, started emptying the contents of his pockets during the April 28 table dance, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. When he pulled out a red bag with a white powdery substance in it, the dancer asked him what it was. “$200 worth,” answered Morrison. After the dance, the dancer reported the drugs to the club manager. Morrison was leaving Sammy’s as the deputy arrived at around 11 p.m. Morrison “immediately and spontaneously” spoke to the deputy. “I had some stuff on me but I flushed it when I found out Sammy’s was drug-free,” Morrison said. The deputy asked Morrison if he could search him and Morrison gave the deputy his consent. The deputy found a red baggie containing three ounces of cocaine in Morrison’s front left shorts pocket. Morrison was charged with felony drug possession.

What's the deal? Strippers don't do cocaine anymore? What the fuck is this world coming to? Used to be you went into the Champagne Room, blew a couple of lines with the dancer and got yer rocks off. Where are ya supposed to go and do that now? Sheesh. Pretty soon they'll be outlawing hookers in Nevada.

Can you say skank?  How 'bout old, New Jersey skank?  TMZ is reporting that this 48-year-old slut/psycho/fame-whore has signed a 3-year contract with Scores Gentleman's Club in New York for a live appearance and to appear on ScoresLive.com.  Just what the world needs - another stripper past her prime.  Hey, I guess it's what's aging slutbags do for a few bucks when they need to avoid food stamps.  She kinda reminds me of Jorge Posada.  They both know deep down inside it's time to walk away from the game gracefully, but they still think they have skills.  Hey honey, you're bein' dropped to ninth in the batting order and that's only until we can figure out a way to get out of this without embarassing everyone involved.  Your days of clutch hits and championships are long gone.  Walk away while you can before we have to replace those hips.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention!