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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners
Posted by Kevin
Published: October 18, 2010 - 1:56 AM
This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another heaping helping of fun. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture of Anderson Cooper:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (Gmac) - "Suddenly, it dawned on him that he was to late to the TEA party."
2) (Pretzel Logic) - "Anderson Hopper"
3) (Jeff) - "Okay, I'll be safe as long as some SOB does not show up with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..."
4) (IowaRight) - "Okay let me get this straight - Apes FROM IOWA, SPOKE to you and ASKED YOU TO DRESS LIKE A BUNNY, and you JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE THE COSTUME, Ya know, this does not help the feeling that many of us have that you just make sh*t up...."
5) (jbw) - "I think my ratings and my dignity took a left turn at Albuquerque."
6) (zipity) - "Anderson prepares to go undercover for a hard-hitting expose on 'Furries'..."
The Readers Choice Award this week went to Gmac's winning entry. In its place we offer one more tastelessly excellent caption:
(Hawk777) - "No that's chocolate egg on my nose, really!"
That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.
My favorite caption is the last, the one by (Hawk777).
I wasn't aware of this contest until today, too late to enter my own caption. But if I had been able to enter, I would have entered this:
1. "I didn't do it. This glove is not my size."
2. "The monkeys speak English?"
3. "Do you have these in orange?"
4. "I don't believe the monkeys asked me to wear this ridiculous outfit; but I'll do it to amuse my fans."
5. "I'll wear this rabbit costume if the monkeys wear a Sarah Palin costume."