A Naperville high school teacher's aide has been accused of having a sexual relationship with a student she had been tutoring for several years, authorities said today. She was described as acting as the student's "personal academic tutor" for several years.
I always thought it was a victimless crime when teachers had sex with high school students, it seemed like a win-win for all parties involved. Boy was I wrong. That is the actual picture of the accused above. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't fuck her with Les Anderson's dick.
-Frank Martin
