After 5 years of Justin Timberlake dipping his pen in every other company ink but his own, he and Jessica Biel have finally ended their relationship.
A spokesperson for the couple confirmed the break-up, adding: "We are confirming that they mutually have decided to part ways." The news comes after The A-Team actress threw an intimate surprise party for The Social Network star and made a gushing speech in front of guests that appeared to embarrass Justin.
A source told MailOnline Jessica was overcome with emotion when she stood up to toast her boyfriend on reaching the milestone. During the birthday speech, the actress gushed about how utterly head over heels in love she was with the singer-turned-actor and went on at length about how much he meant to her.
But after Jessica had finished her speech, Justin appeared to dismiss her emotional speech by standing up and yelling: "Yeah bitches!"
"It was really awkward," the source told MailOnline. "Justin's reaction was almost disrespectful. He just laughed it off."
Yeah, this sounds like a mutual decision. My argument on them breaking up in the past would have been, "JT needs to piece her. He needs to be rocking and rolling through everything and anyone in young hollywood, this guy is like crude oil, nothing can hold him down." But in reality, he stuck his dick in everything young Hollywood had to offer and still had that dime following him around like a puppy dog, so, why ruin a good thing?
Who knows if Mila Kunis will put up with his shenanigans (his primary target as of late). He had the best of both worlds it seemed, but what do I know. He is a winner and I'm sure this is a winning move. I'm sure she will rebound with some Chris Klein of the world but bitch should have gone off the pill, and locked that shit up. Take a page out of that NBA baby's mama book.
-Frank Martin
