So here is what I watched last night. I am not proud of some of the following....
Real World:
Well it's in Vegas, so the opening scene gave me anxiety for sitting around in boxers watching Real World, while these clowns were getting to Vegas. So I started drinking. Then I realized I still act like a
jackass and I'm almost 30, so I took a bunch of Xanax.
Adam is the skinny dude whose claim to fame is going to juvie for selling drugs or a drug deal gone wrong blah blah blah. A good looking chick on the show thinks he is hot, but he looks like some pencil neck geek from the 'Deadliest Catch'. He does run game on chicks, and has Maury Povich in his future.
Dustin is the classic jock dude. He rocks the 'Two-A-Days' hair cut. He is straight but was on a web show after high school, where he and other straight dudes lived in a house and were filmed all the time, for the enjoyment of the gays They showed a clip, lots of shower scenes ( I wonder how much they pay). Oh ya the best part was the gay web show was called Frat Pad.
Blonde Heather - She is cute, great bod, great tits, tiny. She starts banging Dustin.
Naomi- not hot
Leroy is a jacked up black dude, seems pretty cool. Says he isn't picky when it comes to chicks. Surprise he brings home two white linebackers the first night. He seems legit though, until he wants your cocktail,fruit.
Michael - this guy the prize of the show. Claims he just lost his v-card a month ago, but I doubt it. He brings home two chicks( who clearly wanted to see the penthouse) brings them into his room, and starts reading them scriptures and starts crying. Then tries to kiss one of the while she struggles to lean away. I twas painfully amazing how many times he tried to lean in as she struggled to break free.
Nanni, of ambiguous race, hot chick, thinks Adam is good looking, has boyfriend back at home. Disclaimer, her boyfriend back at home seems to have a manicured chinstrap beard, wears oversized timberland sweatshirts, and asked if he has to "check anyone". Oh ya, he is white.
American Idol
I hope she wins
That is all.
Justified
This show is awesome and Timothy Olyphant is cool as ice in anything he has ever been in. I won't ruin last night's episode, mostly cause all the budweiser and Xanax has me hazy on the whole thing. I'll have to watch it again tonight, victory me.
-Les Anderson
