I mean (in Cris Carter's voice) Cmon man! I could understand if she had the voice of a fucking Angel, but all her shit is autotuned. Thats what we are doing now? We are auto tuning ugly chicks? From the Rules of the World, I thought that people that made it in entertainment are either ugly with talent, or great looking-talent optional. I mean I do a lot of internet masturbation research, and there are plenty of girls who would be happy to be auto tuned millionaires, and none of them look like a 1950's football player. Seriously she has a giant powerfull body from a time before we knew how to workout for looks. She is like a what I imagine Bronko Nagurski looked like in his underwear. I can just see her taking a cannonball to the stomach at the town fair.
I should be here for another post or two while Big Game goes golfing with kings, plies his hand at the trade of teen runaways, and goes shopping for a new monocule and top hat.
-Les Anderson
