NY Daily News – A Texas man underwent a miraculous full face transplant last week to become only the third person in the U.S. to receive the groundbreaking medical procedure. Dallas Wiens, a 25-year-old father from Fort Worth, underwent the intensive procedure in Boston last week, the city’s Brigham and Women’s Hospital said Monday. “Today’s tremendous news marks a new milestone in Brigham and Women’s legacy in transplant surgery,” Hospital President Dr. Betsy Nabel said. “The pioneering achievement accomplished by the entire transplant team is a gift made possible by the most selfless act one human being can do for another: organ donation.” The procedure took about 15 hours and included a team of more than 30 doctors, nurses, anesthesiologists, residents.
Um bro, your soul patch is sick and all, but it's a little crooked this morning. And I know soul patch goatees are used by fat kids to hide their chins and ugly kids to hide their faces, but I don't think it's gonna hide the fact that you have no eyes , ears, or teeth. That's asking a lot, bro.
