http://jezebel.com/#!5779905/usc-frat-guys-email-explains-women-are-targets-not-actual-people-like-us-men
The University of Southern California chapter of Kappa Sigma is facing an investigation after an offensive e-mail addressed to the members was made public.
The letter was designed to be the first in a weekly series called the Gullet Report, which aimed to "strengthen brotherhood and help pin-point sorostitues more inclined to put-out."
I can't lie and say I didn't laugh at parts, but this guy is a fucking moron. First of all BigGameChicago is what we call satire, its a joke. This guys email was an assanine plan to chart his frat's sexual performace.
If you are really out there hanging and banging, the last thing you really want to do is remember it all, and write it in your cute little diary. I could tell this clown was not my type of dude when he lionized that lying (yet rich) dildo Tucker Max.
This is basically the equivalent of counting your beers and walking around the party screaming about it. Except he made it viral, and about sex & woman, and dragged in his whole fraternity. The worst part about it is every fraternity has an asshole who counts his beers, creeps out chicks, and references your fraternity while creeping out said chicks. The rest of us just try our best to ignore this clown till after sophmore year, not so for the poor sap Kappa Sigs at USC.
-Les Anderson
