FLORIDA - When Bartow police pulled over 33-year-old Bradley Gummow, an 11th and 12th grade teacher at Bartow High School, for a traffic stop late Tuesday morning, they say they saw a plastic bag in his mouth, reports WTSP News-10 in Tampa Bay. But Gummow wasn't talking. So they used a surefire method to get him to open his mouth: They tased him. Out of his mouth pooped five bags of pot. Small wonder he couldn't talk.Nice try Bradley, but I'm not sure a little weed is worth gettin' tased over. The punishment just isn't fittin' the crime on this one, bro. See, they were gonna
find the weed anyway, homeslice. So, what have we learned, Mr. Teacher? We've learned that when the cops ask us questions, we give them answers, right? Hey, congratulations - you've unintentionally provided a wonderful lesson for your high school students. Teacher of the year!
