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It took GOProud's BFF three days to come up with that.

The very concept strikes her dumb. Ahem.

During her keynote at CPAC tonight, Ann Coulter responded to a question about the GOProud kerfuffle by saying, "I am as born again evangelical Christian as they come and I'm a friend of gays." Scattered applause followed. Of course, Coulter's definition of "friend" means opposing her friends' civil rights and calling them "faggots" right to their faces. Coulter then denounced the "radical left" for insisting that all gays joins them, because "gays are natural conservatives." Coulter also claims to have talked GOProud out of supporting same-sex marriage.

If you can bear it, here's the speech that preceded the above question and answer portion.