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You'd think that at a giant convention for thousands of blogger/journalists there'd be ample and easy internet access. If you thought that at last year's Netroots in Vegas, you were wrong then too.

Today's reading of the Constitution on the floor of the U.S. House is the most asinine bit of grandstanding faux patriotism since BeckStock. From Twitter: "Just need more USA flags and 'We're Number One' foam fingers during Constitution reading to make it complete." I think they should insert the word "totally" wherever it's hilarious.