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MAIL ONLINE - Braving sub-zero temperatures, she has thrown caution — and her clothes — to the wind to tame two beluga whales in a unique and controversial experiment. Natalia Avseenko, 36, was persuaded to strip naked as marine experts believe belugas do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as diving suits. The skilled Russian diver took the plunge as the water temperature hit minus 1.5 degrees Centigrade. Belugas are famed for the way in which their faces are able to convey human-like expressions. Certainly Matrena and Nilma seemed to enjoy frolicking with Natalia. The taming of the whales happened in the Murmansk Oblast region in the far north-west of Russia at the shore of the White Sea near the Arctic Circle branch of the Utrish Dophinarium. An area of the sea is enclosed to stop whales and dolphins getting out and instructors tame the mammals before they are transported to dolphinariums around the world — a practice many animal conservationists consider cruel. Belugas have a small hump on their heads used for echo-location and it was thought that there would be more chance of striking up a rapport with them without clothes as a barrier. The average human could die if left in sub-zero temperature sea water for just five minutes. However, Natalia is a yoga expert and used meditation techniques to hold her breath and stay under water for an incredible ten minutes and 40 seconds. There are around 100,000 belugas in the wild. The first to be held in captivity was shown at Barnum's Museum in New York in 1861, and there are belugas in aquariums and sea life parks across Europe, North America and Asia. Their large range of 'facial expressions' comes from them having a more flexible bone structure than other whales. Certainly these two had a big smile for the naked Natalia.
This chick is either gettin' a shitload of money, a shitload of vodka or she has a freaky sex fantasy involving whales. Scientist my ass. There's somethin' funky goin' on here. Nobody in their right mind strips naked to swim with whales in the frozen ocean. I'm onto you, Natalia. You're not foolin' the Bahtendah.
Wait, where's all the naked? Drop the drawers Drusilla! I mean a couple of folks look like they've shed the threads, but aren't there rules about this stuff? I wanna see everyone naked. Otherwise, go join the underwear bike ride. Seems like a lotta frauds if you ask me. Just sayin'....
LAKEWOOD RANCH, FL. - Manatee County deputies have arrested a man for walking around naked and dancing. According to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office, 36-year-old Eric Echales was walking near Balmoral Woods Boulevard and Arnold Palmer Green in Lakewood Ranch Monday morning without any clothes on listening to his iPod and dancing. When Echales was asked why he was naked, he said he just, "Wanted to feel free". Echales says people were driving by laughing and blowing their horns, and that people were enjoying him being naked. On the way to the Manatee County Jail, Echales told the deputy that he didn't know he would be taken to jail for being naked, but it, "Felt good to be free." The report says he was under the influence of alcohol. He was arrested charged with Indecent Exposure and released on bond Friday.
I'll say it again. Florida is the penis of America and needs to be castrated immediately. Just an entire state full of whack-jobs and old folks driving with perpetual blinkers on. Let's cut off this embarassment, let it float south and attach itself to cuba. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
NYDAILYNEWS - A naked Penn State student broke into a woman's house and then pretended to be snoozing in her bed when cops busted him, police said. The bungling co-ed, identified as David Darr, 20, of York, Penn., faces charges of burglary, loitering and prowling at night. Northern York County cops said they received a frantic call at 4 a.m. on Friday from a terrified woman who said she had woken up to a man standing over her bed. "I jumped out of bed and screamed 'Who are you?' He didn't say anything," the woman, who didn't give her name, told Pennsylvania's CBS 21. The woman said she bolted from the house and then called the cops from a neighbor's house to report a possible robbery. When police arrived, they hustled the woman's young son out of his bedroom before confronting Darr, who was in another bedroom, totally nude and pretending to be asleep under the covers. His clothes, wallet and cell phone were next to the bed, the station said, and he initially tried to act like he lived there. Cops said Darr lives less than a mile from the home he broke into. "This is weird," the woman said. "I keep thinking, 'Why did he lay down in bed naked?'"
Hey honey, if you don't know the answer to that last question, I'm not sure how you ended up with a son unless the kid's adopted. Why does any college kid hop into a woman's bed naked? I'll tell ya one thing, he ain't lookin' to play beer pong....
PS - Nice mugshot, frat boy. Hit yer dome on the bedpost?
MAIL ONLINE - A teacher has been arrested for stripping off and parading naked around an elementary school after he was told he was being laid off. Harlon Porter was reportedly upset about losing his job at Haynie Elementary School in Morrow, Georgia. Fortunately, the children had been released for the day before Porter started his alleged impromptu strip show. School staff called police after the teacher allegedly started strolling the halls in his birthday suit. Officers say they found the 31-year-old sitting nude in a chair in the teacher’s lounge. He was later released on $2,000 bond after being charged with public indecency. If the children had still been at the school, he would have faced the more serious charge of child molestation. After being arrested, Porter claimed he had ‘reached a new level of enlightenment’ and ‘he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open'. The teacher may not have allegedly been wearing any clothes, but he was carrying several books on spirituality and transcendental meditation, according to CBS. He was reportedly told his employment contract wouldn’t be renewed two days before the incident occurred a week ago. It’s a sure bet that Porter won’t be invited back into the Georgia school system, but he claimed to have loftier teaching ambitions. He told police he wanted to teach on a new level ‘with hands in the earth, gathering the essence and learning how to love one another and fully appreciate the spiritual realm.’ Teachers at the school said Porter was a teetotal vegan. ‘However on the date in question they noticed that he was drinking a coke and had gone to taco bell to get tacos for lunch,’ the police report said. A YouTube video emerged today of Porter's rambling and incomprehensible one man show he called 'Scenes From the Evolution U.' According to Khari Reed, the arresting officer, Porter was diagnosed seven years ago with schizophrenia.
The question is, how did this fruitcake get hired in the first place? Harlon is clearly hopped up on goofballs. Are you tellin' me the school system couldn't see this comin' down the tracks like the Coor's Light Party Train? Anyway, here's Harlon's video from YouTube if ya wanna watch some bat-shit crazy ex-teacher rant and rave:
